Booze of the Month! – June

I’m back, both guns blazing! First, let me apologize. If you had not noticed, I totally forgot to include a Booze of the Month for May…maybe it was the booze. Either way, we’re back in action and with a real winner. This month’s Booze of the Month is none other than The Dudes fave: The White Russian.

My love affair with the white russian began some 15 years ago…that’s right, when I was 10. No, I wasn’t a raging drunk pre-teen sneaking around my parents liquor cabinet. Quite the opposite really. See, when we moved to NC and finally had Cable I found the Graham Kerr show. Chef Kerr, a cheerful Brit in white collar attire, created simple dishes for the American Family and I think I ordered just about every cookbook he ever made. One, especially geared towards children, included a recipe for a “quick milkshake” consisting of milk, sugar, and vanilla extract over ice: A Virgin White Russian! Well, almost, but the flavor is nearly identical and was the only way I would ever drink a glass of milk.

So, here I am 15 years later, with a more adult version of my beloved Graham Kerr milkshake delivering a healthy supply of calcium…and maybe a little something extra! My recipe goes as such:

White Russian

1 Shot Vodka (something really good otherwise you only taste the vodka and the drink’s crap)

1 tsp Kahlua

1/2 2% Milk

Add a bunch of thick ice to a small tumbler glass. The thick ice will melt slower and keep the drink from becoming watered down. First add your Vodka, then drizzle in the Kahlua and top with milk to the brim. Stir and guzzle.

Megs still doesn’t understand how anyone can drink milk as a cocktail, but let me ask you this: Do you like Milk Shakes? Do you like Coffee? Do you like Booze? I can say no more…

Even my little mantis friend here was waiting for a glass of the good stuff. Sorry bud, I just don’t think you can handle it (he’s a lightweight).

Some purist prefer to use half and half for their White Russians but I find it incredibly heavy and clawingly sweet, so I opt for the 2% or even something lighter to make my version extra refreshing (and sinfully easy to consume).

I’ll end with a quote from The Dude, because what would a White Russian post be without it:

(As The Dudes being forced into a limo) “Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”

Kitchen Tunes IV

Welcome back to another edition of Kitchen Tunes. This summers been full of music so far and I’m glad to say I’ve found a few new jewels amidst the mtv bullshit everyone seems to be obsessed with (Lady Gaga’s a dude, I don’t care what you say, and she’s terrible). Enough hating, lets get to the love:

Mumford & Sons: Sigh No More

This English band’s combination of smooth harmonies, bittersweet lyrics, and traditional folk instruments almost brings tears to my eyes. The album is heavy with deep bass drum backbone accompanied by rustic banjo, band singalongs, and absolutely beautiful production. Can’t wait to see these guys live!

Them Crooked Vultures: Them Crooked Vultures

Talk about a supergroup: John Paul Jones (Yes, the bass player from Zeppelin!), Dave Grohl (of Nirvana and Foo Fighters and the last true rockstar left), and Joshua Homme (of Queens of the Stone Age) joined together roughly 2 years ago after Josh and Jones met at Dave Grohl’s birthday party and shot some ideas around. The result: an absolutely epic jazz/blues/grunge album full of true brilliance. It’s rough around the edges, no doubt, but once you toss your inhibitions to the wind and let Josh’s licks, Jone’s walks, and Grohl’s rhythm sweep you away it’s truly a masterpiece of rock history.

Vampire Weekend: Contra

Now don’t get all high and mighty on me and assume I’m one of the thousands of Vampire Weekend fans who love them merely due to their trendy success. Regardless of how early I or anyone else heard them these guys are truly gifted, whipping up hit after hit of Paul Simon-African Percussion-Casio Keyboard laden tunes that no one has ever thought of. Almost 3 years since their Self-Titled album, Contra is an exploration in similarity. I don’t mean it’s redundant, it’s just similar…and I love that! Songs like Cousins and California English are so trippy, so Vampire Weekend, I could listen to 5 more albums of the stuff. Keep it up you crafty Columbian wackos!

Eric Clapton: Sessions for Robert J.

If you’ve ever heard me play guitar or ramble on about music theory you’ll know I’m a blues man at heart. Whenever I work myself into writers block, which is all the time seeing as I have no band to play with, I turn to the blues and just work my way thru album after album learning new licks and lyrics. Clapton, my self-proclaimed guitar sensei, recorded this album in 2004 after another album, Me and Mr. Johnson, in respect and honor of Robert Johnson – the first true blues superstar (sold soul or not). Classics like From Four Until Late and Terraplane Blues are to blues musicians what Run DMC must be to hip hop folks. The stepping stones, the first of their kind, and Clapton takes them to a new level with his elegant slow hand stylings. Cheerio Mate.

Breakfast Time!

It’s breakfast time here on Giusto, but it’s closer to 12 at night than 12 in the afternoon. Call it egg in the bread, egg toast, chick in a basket, nest, whatever! All I know is this quick dish, good for breakfast, lunch or dinner is incredibly satisfying, outrageously versatile, and makes for one of the best late night snacks ever.

For the longest time I refused to eat runny egg yolks. Call me crazy, but I just had a squimish feeling about them so I used to make this recipe with scrambled eggs. Delicious, no doubt, but I found myself cooking the bread/egg mixture less and less until one day I finally realized I was eating runny yolks, in another form but runny none the less. I guess I like fried eggs then? Yup. Nowadays I love to make these with a variety of different herbs including oregano (my personal fave for it’s peppery flavor) but basil or marjoram work just as well. Let’s fry some eggs:

Eggs in the Bread (as my dad always called it)

2 Pieces of Bread (any bread will do but some hearty loaf bread or crunchy semolina is ideal)

2 Large Eggs (I found some beautifully large eggs by Latta Farms out in Hillsborough, NC)

Small handful of Oregano (or whatever else)

Olive Oil, Salt, Pepper, Vesta is killer on this too

Start first by cutting a whole in the middle of each slice of bread, a cup turned over and pushed through works well. Heat a large non-stick pan on med-high, add enough oil to just coat the pan and add the bread. Fry the bread (including the cut out holes which are great to dip into the oozing egg yolk once fried) in the oil on one side until golden brown and crunchy. Turn each slice of bread over and crack an egg into the middle of each.

Top each egg with a pinch of salt, pepper, and some of the herbs broken up with your fingers. Cover with a lid and allow to cook until the egg whites almost cook completely, then flip over to cook the eggs whites thru and serve immediately.

I love mine with an extra dousing of good olive oil so the bread is soaked with a mixture of peppery olive oil, gooey egg, and covered in pan-fried oregano. Did your jaw just drop too? For cereal, things couldn’t get much better after a long night challenging every shuffle-board player at Isaac Hunters or playing moonlit rounds of capture the flag with every kid in the neighborhood (not now, obviously…I wish..). The most exciting part is trying different combinations of the 2 variables: herbs and bread. I’ve used hawaiian bread, crusty semolina, english muffins, even tried a bagel once (it already had the hole!) but that was a bit too large. All I’m saying is play around, as long as there’s some bread and a fried egg dripping all over it you’re in business.

Fake Vegetarian

As you can guess I am in no way a vegetarian, that’s just crazy talk. At the same time, tho, protein rich dishes all the time will inevitably slow you down and bring on a filthy case of the meat sweats. Pork fat glistening down your forehead is no good, not all the time anyways, so last week I decided to create a dinner comprising 5 or 6 vegetarian items for myself, Megs, my Mom, and Aunt Kim. Again, none of us are vegetarians, but my Ma has all sorts of silly food allergies and my Aunt Kim always gives me hell for serving veal or lamb. On the menu:

Olives and Asiago Pressato (a silky Asiago much softer than the typical variety)

Fava and Cannellini Salad with Pineapple Sage and Lemon Juice

Hearts of Romaine with Apples, Pears, Feta and Balsamic

Pan Seared Salmon with Taziki

Oven Roasted Asparagus with Fried Eggs

My Pan Roasted Mushrooms I’ve posted a few times, this time with Shitake and Cremini.

Here are two of the above recipes so you can prepare a veggie-extravaganza the next time you feel your arteries closing up (it happens to the best of us).

Fava and Cannellini Salad

1 lb Favas (fresh if you can find them or high-quality canned variety)

1 Large Can of water packed Cannellini Beans (drained and rinsed)

1 Lemon

Small Handfule of Basil, Mint, or Pineapple Sage (regular sage is far too strong for this)

Olive Oil, Chile Flakes, Salt and Pepper

Fava Beans are a little tricky. The pods can be humongous, sometimes 6-7 inches long. Tear off the top and run your finger down the pod to expose the beans inside (above). The pods are inedible so toss those but collect all the beans. Each little fava has an exterior skin that is a bit leathery and unappetizing unless they are incredibly young. To remove this skin you can waiste 15 minutes skillfully peeling them off one by one…OR you can blanch them in boiling water for 10-25 seconds which will loosen the skin and slide right off (below).

Once your favas are peeled and cooled, toss into a bowl with the rinsed cannellinis, juice of one lemon, 4 or five good gluggs (tbs if you wanna be fancy) of olive oil, the herbs torn apart, plenty of chile flakes, and salt and pepper to taste. Mix well and allow to cool in the fridge for 30 minutes before serving.

Taziki

2 Small Plain Greek Yogurts…things (what would you call those little cups they come in? cups?)

1 Lemon

Handful of Mint

1 Large Cucumber

Olive Oil, Salt, Pepper

Start by dicing your Cucumber into the smallest dice possible. I have a feeling grating the cucumber could work really well too, but I haven’t tried it so don’t hold me to that. Combine the diced cucumber, yogurt, juice of 1 lemon, and chopped handful of mint together with salt and pepper to taste. Chill for 30 minutes before serving with a bosh drizzle of great olive oil on top.

The meal was heady to say the least. The yogurt of the Taziki, which ended up on top of almost everything, replaced the richness of high-fat proteins like beef or pork. Oozing fried egg dripping over crispy, nutty asparagus next to mid-rare lobes of salmon atop crunchy slices of pear and apple…a hefty steak was the last thing on our minds. The bean salad is refreshing and sinful only in flavor, with plenty of heat from the chiles and pop from the herbs.

So am I going Vegetarian, expelling meats of all kinds and sticking to only what grows out of the fertile soils of mother earth? F to the No! But, I am planning on eating more pot-luck style veggie meals this year…gotta shed these pounds some how…

Watts Grocery

After longer than I’d like to admit, I finally made my way west to Durham to sample a restaurant that friends and critics alike have raved about: Watts Grocery. As one of the Triangle’s elite localvore hot spots Watts was high on my list of Durham eateries, especially after browsing the Poole’s like menu online.

A quick drive down the Durham freeway led us to a colorful, modern styled building just outside of the bustling downtown. Large pots full of herbaceous goodies like indigo basil and mint lined the doorway with promise. The interior of Watts is equally as colorful as the herbs outside with bright orange lamps, cyan walls, and sea-foam cabinets.

Using Watts ingenious online reservation system (a novel idea and one I’m a big fan of) our table was ready and we were sat within seconds of arriving. Off to a good start!

Our waitress arrived just as quickly as we were sat, described the nights specials including seared sea bass over a bed of wilted greens, and helped us choose a cool, refreshing wine since it was a bajillion degrees out and the thought of a room-temp red was almost nauseating. We chose a bottle of an organic Pinot Gris from Oregon that tasted sweet and dry, like crunchy apples and green grapes. Sipping with new enthusiasm, praising Oregon for it’s micro-climate, we browsed the menu for an appetizer to munch on while we decided on our mains: Local Cheese Plate, Fried Chicken Liver Salad, Steamed Clams and Beer-Battered Shrimp…what to get? Glancing to my right I noticed our neighbors enjoying cueball sized hushpuppies from a parchment cone and made up my mind. “Could we have a side of hushpuppies as an appetizer?” I asked. “Ofcourse” our server replied, this obviously being a frequently asked question by her immediate response.

Another glass of wine and the hushpuppies arrived piping hot in a swirling stand reminiscent of contraptions you may find at the state fair. We ordered our mains, finally deciding on two of the menu favorites, and dug into the hushpuppies. The outside was fried slightly darker than usual, giving the corn-flower crust a great nutty aroma and home-made quality. The inside, laden with small chunks of local cheese and scallion, was sweet and dense like fresh cornbread. If there’s one thing they were not lacking it was butter, my pant button felt like it was going to pop off and careen across the restaurant into someone’s glass after each bite. Sadly, that didn’t happen…would have made for a great story.

As we tried to resist polishing off all 6 hushpuppies our mains arrived. What I liked most, even before we dove in, was the presentation. Each dish looked as though it could be served at Sunday dinner at home, not like 10 CIA interns spent 15 minutes assembling each garnish. It looked so appetizing, like chef Amy Tornquist had put all of her love and passion onto the plate herself. Megan chose the House Papparadelle with Spring Onions, Asparagus, and Peas with farmer’s cheese and chives in a white wine cream sauce. The pasta was FAR too large to be considered papparadelle, even by Northern Italian standards. The “noodles” were as large as lasagna sheets, but tender and velvetty even though they were over-dressed in an aromatic light cream sauce with al dente veggies nestled inbetween. A inspiring dish but one we’ll skip next time for something a little more…Carolinian.

Like my choice, a nostalgic homage to the south: Chicken Fried South Carolina Quail with cornmeal spoon bread, wilted greens and Meuniere sauce. The quails, 1 and a half cut in half and deboned (except for the wing and drum) and a new experience for me surprisingly, tasted of the strongest dark chicken meat. It was succulent and breaded better than any fried chicken I’ve had. The spoon bread tasted like cornbread pudding, moist and elegantly rustic. The greens, beet greens I believe, were simply wilted in olive oil and plenty of garlic for the perfect bitter bite to compliment the richness of the quail and spoon bread.

I cleared my plate faster than I should have, regretting it was gone, wishing to enjoy the flavors all over again. As though she saw the depressed look on my face, our waitress arrived with the dessert menu and offered her preferred selections. Megs was dying for the Red Velvet Layer Cake, enticing but far to gluttonous after eating 1.5 quails. Mango Sorbet? Too generic. Our choice: Watts Spring Sundae with vanilla bean ice cream, citrus poached rhubarb, lemon sauce and House-made biscotti. Talk about a flippin’ flavor explosion. Uber creamy ice cream topped with jammy, almost candy-like bits of translucent rhubarb with a texture like ripe pineapple, all smothered in a delightfully tart lemon sauce with two biscotti to act as spoons! Everything was phenomenal…except the biscotti. Sad, I know, but they’re still batting 800. The biscotti were soft and far too sweet, more like sticks of shortbread or sugar cookies than the crunchy Italian delights we all love.

Soft biscotti or not, our meal at Watts Grocery was one to remember with dish after dish taking us on a new, but familiar, journey around the South East. On that note, it is with great pleasure and the hope of returning very soon that I decree:

Watts Grocery: YUP!

So get your ass to Durham and grab a table at Watts, but don’t forget your wallet…you’ll be washing dishes for years!

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